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Things to Ponder
- Tell a man that
there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him
a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
- How come Superman
could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone
threw a gun at him?
- Why does sour cream
have an expiration date?
- What would a chair
look like if your knees bent the other way?
- If "con"
is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite
of progress?
- Why is lemon juice
mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains
real lemons?
- How much deeper
would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
- Why buy a product
that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
- Why do we wait until
a pig is dead to "cure" it?
- Why do we wash bath
towels, aren't we clean when we use them?
- Why do we put suits
in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
- Why doesn't glue
stick to the inside of the bottle?
- Do Roman paramedics
refer to IV's as "4's"?
- Whose cruel idea
was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s"
in it?
- What do little birdies
see when they get knocked unconscious?
- If 7-11 is open
24 hours a day, 7 days a week, why are there locks on the doors?
- Why are there interstate
highways in Hawaii?
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